Edit for Twi-Tards who cannot read;

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AKA:READ THE FUCKING COMMENTS.

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Seriously, read the book, and you would SO understand.

Okay, if you don't and you are one of those retard rabid fans, I'll explain.

Due to the whole screams and flames over Twilight all over the freakin' place and I mean, it is not limited to just dA, though we do get the "ZOMG, Edward is teh secks!" morons, I was curious enough to get the book out.

Yeah, big mistake.

So, the book was like how the flamers, and others sick of hearing about it. It had a crappy plot, with lame holes and other crappy dialog, the girl character Bella, was such a freakin' Mary-Sue is wasn't even funny. Though the main blow came when Edward (the main vampire) walked into sunlight and sparkled. I shit you not. I mean, that Steph chick must of been mentally retarded to make vampires sparkle! Really! Silly dumb woman.

Oh, and the whole Edward and co,"'I wanna give up being a blood-luster, and try and love"

Get over it and act like real vampires you morons!

Bah, okay, the reason I am so pissed is that books, no matter how lame, give me a nice hobby, and all the like, and I enjoy it...But this one just sucked. as the stamp said, I feel like half of my brain died.

So WHY is the movie so popular!? It makes me sad....

If you DO like Twilight, don't be a troll. Just don't click. Mkay?

If you don't Well, by all means use ^^

Twilight is, thank God, not mine. If it was, I would of failed to be a good writer.

EDIT: Saw the movie. What a waste of money...Well, unless you are looking for a laugh XD Also, at the movies at least you don't have to read the shit literature of the book. AND at least Bella doesn't say her parents names all the time. Though she had such blank face all the time, it was no wonder that Eddie couldn't read her thoughts, 'cause she is brain dead.
Though it failed WAY more epically then the book when ol' Eddie stepped into the sun-light, saying "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER" and then sparkled, accompanied by the sound of wind-chimes.

Yeah, fails with burnt cheese. Ugh.

EDITEDIT: 1k in views? Wtf people....Why not look at the rest of my stuff! Its better then this stamp...

3rd EDIT: Over300 favs....thats not even funny....

Forth Edit, damnit: Too many faves for me to thank personally But I do thank you!
Go see my other stuff, way better then this bit of crap.

Another edit, yay! Looks like ol' Meyer stole the Twilight idea! ---->[link]
What a lame bitch. So she's a thief as well as a crappy writer?

A more thought-worthy edit: I just realized that Twilight encourages young people to become suicidal if you end a relationship. As Bella tries to fling herself off a cliff as she 'hears' Edwards at the bottom of it. Too bad the dumb bitch didn't kill herself.

Another comment, 'cause I'm bored, and need to do stuff but can't be bothered: I love you guys Over 4k views, and over 600 faves! I wish I could hunt you all down and glomp ya

Bah: Twilight won an award for 'Best Fight Scene".
There wasn't even a fight in that movie!

Guess what: Edward hates the books as well. [link]

LOL: OVER 1,000 FAVES. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING AWESOME.